07 April 2009

Who's looking forward to the Real NJ Housewives?

Damn you Bravo with your "The Real Housewives of" series!!! Really, before tonight, I had no interest in watching your latest bunch, those from why-oh-why New Jersey. I mean, you already did New York, why bothered with its closest next door neighbor? I was fine when you did Atlanta, because frankly, those ladies were very entertaining. Unlike the ones from the OC, whom I grew to like then back to dislike this past year. I wish you would just quit it, but no, you had to find these other "housewives" to keep me glued to you every Tuesday night.

Yes, tonight's preview episode of them NJ spoiled, big-haired, tacky women turned me around, pulled me in, and wouldn't let go. I see what you did Bravo, now 3 of these 5 are related, and there's that Soprano/Family/Blood-is-thicker-than-water thing going on. I wouldn't think it would matter, but I was wrong. The dynamics with those sister-in-law's and the one who might end up totally broke thanks to her divorce, and what did I just hear, she was also a hooker, madam, or something? Damn! See Bravo you've done it again! Damn you! Now I'll have to watch it when the real NJ "Italian-scented" housewives takes over the real NY "Jewish-flavored" housewives' time slot in a few weeks just to see who will become the most wicked, and the bitchiest, and the tackiest, and (gasp) the poorest on the show! I'm so looking forward to it it's not even funny.

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